Decaf Is For Losers Men/Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Chocolate Whiskey is like hand sanitzer

Whiskey is like hand sanitzer for your insides

but at least I know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

or give me death (preferably liberty)

Technically Jesus had two dads and he turned out ok

and so am I

Decaf Is For Losers Men/Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Chocolate Whiskey is like hand sanitzerSeriously though, what's the point of drinking decaf coffee? This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage well loved favorite. Expertly crafted with an ultra soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52 48 cotton poly blend. Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US.